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The author is currently an undergraduate at Stanford University, a fact that the author considered very strongly for omission on this page given the reputation that most students at elite universities (for fear that you might consider him part of the card-carrying (for the sake of preserving complete honesty in this discourse, the author acknowledges that among the many other items in his wallet (emails to __@__.com if you wish to see the entire list of items), he — the author — does in fact have slid at the third from the top slit on the left side of his wallet, a certain 3x2 shaped rectangular bearing the initials "S" in an accentuated manner; however, this is only so he can access buildings; upon graduation, suspension or withdrawal from the institution, he swears, by you, will spray butane across the two faces of the card, light it on fire and drop into the deep oceans)and boasting masses that wander the overblown halls of these mighty institutions, an identity he tries hard ) have for simply brandishing around seems like a qualification for all job openings even as the author is extremely self-aware and conscious and fully and actively seeks to disregard any elite privileges offered by aforementioned attendance of aforementioned university although he will be the first to acknowledge that such a task is quite impossible and efficacy of which is metaphysically impossible to ascertain and that he should have to resign himself to the fact that no matter how much he might despise and _ the elite and the privileged (the 1%, if you will, in winter '11 parlance), he is inevitably either already part of this select group or headed towards membership in extremely short manner. The author is currently an undergraduate at Stanford University, a fact that the author considered very strongly for omission on this page given the reputation that most students at elite universities (for fear that you might consider him part of the card-carrying (for the sake of preserving complete honesty in this discourse, the author acknowledges that among the many other items in his wallet (emails to __@__.com if you wish to see the entire list of The author is currently an undergraduate at Stanford University, a fact that the author considered very strongly for omission on this page given the reputation that most students at elite universities (for fear that you might consider him part of the card-carrying (for the sake of preserving complete honesty in this discourse, the author acknowledges that among the many other items in his wallet (emails to __@__.com if you wish to see the entire list of items), he — the author — does in fact have slid at the third from the top slit on the left side of his wallet, a certain 3x2 shaped rectangular bearing the initials "S" in an accentuated manner; however, this is only so he can access buildings; upon graduation, suspension or withdrawal from the institution, he swears, by you, will spray butane across the two faces of the card, light it on fire and drop into the deep oceans)and boasting masses that wander the overblown halls of these mighty institutions, an identity he tries hard ) have for simply brandishing around seems like a qualification for all job openings even as the author is extremely self-aware and conscious and fully and actively seeks to disregard any elite privileges offered by aforementioned attendance of aforementioned university although he will be the first to acknowledge that such a task is quite impossible and efficacy of which is metaphysically impossible to ascertain and that he should have to resign himself to the fact that no matter how much he might despise and _ the elite and the privileged (the 1%, if you will, in winter '11 parlance), he is inevitably either already part of this select group or headed towards membership in extremely short manner.